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Joke: I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra!" That's a freebie.
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Joke: I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft.
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Joke: I was watching TV, my son was in a chair behind me reading a book. He said "dad, what does gays mean?" I got nervous, I said, "well, you know how me and your mother loves each other, its the same thing but with two men." He said "oh, ok. What does penetrating gays mean." Looking confused I said read me the sentence. He read, "She stared at her husband with a penetrating gaze".....
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Joke: I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Joke: Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"
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Joke: When chimney sweeps dress in the morning, are they "Sooting up?"
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Joke: Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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Joke: Why don't ants get sick?
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Joke: It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.
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Joke: What is a gust of wind's favorite color?
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