JOKES INDEX

Joke: Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill.

Joke: Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Joke: Guys I need your help... I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right. What the hell do I do next?!

Joke: This was a terrible day. First my ex-wife got hit by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver.

Joke: A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream!

Joke: Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia, and learned that if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.

Joke: This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19. I usually don't go because I'm poor!

Joke: I'm thinking about taking the wine box back to complain. It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, it only lasted me 3 hours!

Joke: I don't mind getting older... But my body is taking it badly!

Joke: We all know that mirrors don't lie... I'm just grateful they don't laugh!