JOKES INDEX

Joke: Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it.

Joke: They said mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.

Joke: I need to re-home a dog. It's small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and get it for you.

Joke: When quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.

Joke: Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny.

Joke: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Joke: What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?

Joke: What follows a dog where ever it goes?

Joke: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Joke: What is sex like when you're camping?