JOKES INDEX

Joke: Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.

Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.

Joke: Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.

Joke: Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!

Joke: Little Lori was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Lori?" "My goldfish died," replied Lori tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Lori patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

Joke: One day two blondes decided to take a trip to Disneyland. They were driving down the road and all of a sudden they came to an intersection where there was a sign read, Disneyland left. The two blonds looked at each other and said "Shoot!" and went back home.

Joke: Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

Joke: I went into a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time'. So, I asked for French Toast in the time of the Renaissance.

Joke: Little Johnny was told by a friend that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, Little Johnny is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. Little Johnny greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Well then Johnny, come give daddy a hug."

Joke: What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?