JOKES INDEX

Joke: Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.

Joke: Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.

Joke: Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.

Joke: If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!

Joke: Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.

Joke: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.

Joke: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.

Joke: Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.