66 BLONDE JOKES

Joke: A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that now was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming their dogs like that?" "Helloooooo...," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

Joke: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?

Joke: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?

Joke: What did the blonde teacher do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

Joke: Did you hear about the stupid blonde?

Joke: Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?

Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Joke: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Joke: A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game her asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really like it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was... Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I'm like Helloooo? It's only 25 cents."

Joke: Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting to rain and the top's down!"