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A Blonde Wants To Buy A TV

A blonde goes into an electronics store and asks, "How much is that TV?" Salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds." So, she dyes her hair brown and comes back the next day as a brunette. "How much is this TV", she asks. Again, the salesman says "I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes." A few days later she returns to the store, this time as a redhead, but again the salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." She asks, "My hair is red. How did you know I was really a blonde?" The salesman replies, "Because, that's not a TV. It's a microwave."

Blonde Jokes — A blonde wants to buy a TV Joke Meme.

First Blonde President

Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office?

Vanna White Joke

Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

Suicidal Blonde Joke

One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out of her purse and points it to her head. Her husband screams, "NO DON'T DO IT! I'm sorry!" To which the blonde replies "SHUT UP! You're next!"

Blonde Jokes — Suicidal Blonde Joke Joke Meme

Blonde Joke

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Smart Blond?

What do you call a smart blond?

Two Blondes And Santa

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde's car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus. Two of Santa Claus' reindeer ran away. Who got to the party first?

Blonde Jokes — Two Blondes and Santa Joke Meme

Vending Machine

A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out. The blonde kept doing this, until the man behind her became impatient. "Excuse me, can I just get a drink, Then you can continue whatever you're doing?" "No way!" exclaimed the blonde. "I'm not giving up this machine when I'm winning!"

How Do You Get A Blonde To Laugh On Friday?

How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday?

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