306 ANIMAL JOKES

Joke: In which river are you sure to find snakes?

Joke: What's a snake favorite school subject?

Joke: Why do male dogs float in water?

Joke: What do you call a cat caught by the police?

Joke: What did the dog say to the tree?

Joke: What kind of cars do cats drive?

Joke: So, a duck walks into a bar. It asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No? I mean this is a bar. We don't really sell that kind of stuff..." So the duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back in. "Got any grapes?" the duck asks. "No," The bartender says of annoyed. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back and asks, "Got any grapes?" Finally, the bartender has had enough. "NO! We don't have any grapes. If you come in one more time asking if you've got any grapes, I'll nail your bill to the wall!" The duck leaves. The next day it comes back and says, "Got any nails?" The bartender replies, "No?" Then the duck says, "Got any grapes?"

Joke: Where did the Dog get his fleas?

Joke: Why are vampires afraid of cows?

Joke: What do you call a cat that sucks lemons?