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Dracula's Favorite Breed Of Dog Joke

What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?

Cross Bambi And A Ghost Joke

What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?

Animal Jokes — Cross Bambi and a Ghost Joke Joke Meme.

Once A Shark, Always A Shark Joke

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn... He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again," Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian."

The Chameleon That Couldn't Change Color Joke

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

Don't Rob A Bank With A Pig

Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?

Animal Jokes — Don't Rob a Bank With A Pig Joke Meme

What Soft Drink Do Pigs Like Best?

What soft drink do pigs like best?

What Did The Kitten Say When Its Cat Food Was Stolen Joke

What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?

Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke

Why Did The Dear Need Braces?

Animal Jokes — Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke Joke Meme

Best Dancing Cow Joke

Which cow is the best dancer?

Two Elephants Swimming Joke

Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together?

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