The Other Day While Lounging On The Beach, I Spotted A Guy...

Joke: The other day while lounging on the beach, I spotted a guy with a CORK stuck in his but... So I asked: "Hey buddy, how come you got cork stuck in your a**hole?".."I tell you how..." He replied, "Two mornings ago I was walking down this beach, and I saw a very old curious looking bottle on the sand. So I picked it up..and I opened it..And (( POOF!.)) - out of it came an old Jin. "For letting me out of my bottle, I will grant you one big wish!" Said he. And I said;' No S#iting!'".