Joke: The other day while walking down State Street in Chicago, I noticed a long line in front of a hot dog cart vendor. I said to him: "Wow!, your business must be booming. Look at all those customers waiting in line". He said: "Oh Nooo, they are not customers. They are responders to my 'Help Wanted" ad!'".
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