33 SPORT JOKES

Question 1

Golf Pants

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

Question 2

A Teacher Asks Her Students If They're Yankees Fans.

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

Question 3

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Question 4

Super Bowl Tickets

A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats! He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at Holy Cross Church, on Lake Ave at 3 pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too...She'll be the one in the white dress.

Question 5

The More Money You Make Sports Joke

We have studied Americans' favorite sports and came up with a conclusion. 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF. AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Question 6

Blonde Golf

There was a blonde who had taken up golf. She played her 1st round, and back in after only 20 minutes. She told the pro she was stung by a bee. He asked where. She said, "Between the first hole and the second hole." He said, "Sounds like your stance is too wide."

Question 7

String To The Game Joke

Why did the football player bring string to the game?

Question 8

Soccer Stadium

How do you light up a soccer stadium?

Question 9

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?

Question 10

Stegosauruses Joke

Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players?

Question 11

Horse Sport Joke

What sport do horses like playing the most?

Question 12

Play It Where It Lies

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Question 13

Tiny Surfer Joke

What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride?

Question 14

Strong Mountain Joke

Why can't a mountain get stronger?

Question 15

Heaven Vs Hell

Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God, invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan proposed a soccer game between heaven and hell. God, always fair, said to the devil, "The heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be so one sided. Don't you know all the 'good' players go to heaven?" The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs!"

Question 16

Golf And Sex

What do sex and golf have in common?

Question 17

Soccer Joke

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!

Question 18

Endless Love

What's the definition of Endless Love?

Question 19

Personal Trainer Joke

Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.

Question 20

Treadmill Joke

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

33 SPORT JOKES

Sport Jokes

Golf Pants

A Teacher Asks Her Students If They're Yankees Fans.

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Super Bowl Tickets

The More Money You Make Sports Joke

Blonde Golf

String To The Game Joke

Soccer Stadium

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

Stegosauruses Joke

Horse Sport Joke

Play It Where It Lies

Tiny Surfer Joke

Strong Mountain Joke

Heaven Vs Hell

Golf And Sex

Soccer Joke

Endless Love

Personal Trainer Joke

Treadmill Joke

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