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Cow With No Legs Joke

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Public Fart Cover Up

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

What Do The US Military And A Fart Have In Common Joke

What do the US military and a fart have in common?

Movie Theatre Fart

An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

Wife Farts

My wife says her farts smell like flowers...

Never Hold Your Farts

Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.

NASA Farts

What happens after NASA farts?

Smater Than A Talking Parrot

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

Orbital Flatulence Joke

My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.

2000 Flushes

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

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Ground Beef!
Air Force.
He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
Cauliflowers maybe.
It Apollo-gises.
A spelling bee.