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10 Funniest Jokes

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  1. An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
  2. My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.
  3. My wife says her farts smell like flowers...
  4. If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
  5. What happens after NASA farts?
  6. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
  7. Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.
  8. What do the US military and a fart have in common?
  9. Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
  10. What do you call a cow with no legs?
  11. A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Answers: 10 Funniest Jokes Set

  1. He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
  3. Cauliflowers maybe.
  5. It Apollo-gises.
  6. A spelling bee.
  8. Air Force.
  10. Ground Beef!
  1. He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
  3. Cauliflowers maybe.
  5. It Apollo-gises.
  6. A spelling bee.
  8. Air Force.
  10. Ground Beef!