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Joke: Why should you never trust Atoms?
Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
Joke: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
Joke: To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Joke: The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.
Joke: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
Joke: We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same!
Joke: Why is water heavier than butane?
Joke: Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
Joke: When chemists die, they barium.
Joke: What was the goal of the detective duck?
Joke: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Joke: How do you cut lightning?
Joke: I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.
Joke: What do scientist to with dog bones?
Joke: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
Joke: Who is the smartest pig in the world?
Joke: What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?
Joke: I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!