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Joke: Why should you never trust Atoms?
Joke: A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"
Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Joke: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
Joke: The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.
Joke: 2 atoms were walking down the street. One said to the other; "I just lost an electron!"..-"Are you sure?" asked the other. "Yes!. I`m POSITIVE!".
Joke: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
Joke: We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same!
Joke: To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Joke: Why is water heavier than butane?
Joke: When chemists die, they barium.
Joke: What was the goal of the detective duck?
Joke: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Joke: How do you cut lightning?
Joke: I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.
Joke: What do scientist to with dog bones?
Joke: Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
Joke: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
Joke: Who is the smartest pig in the world?