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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Apr 07, 2020

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Never Trust Atoms

Why should you never trust Atoms?

Anti-Gravity Joke

I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.

Science Jokes — Anti-Gravity Joke Joke Meme.

Monkey And Bananas

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Fart Chemistry

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Invention Of 0 Joke

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Flat Earth Joke

The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.

Caveman Survival Joke

How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?

Clone Jokes

We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same!

Science Jokes — Clone Jokes Joke Meme

Heavier Than Butane Jokes

Why is water heavier than butane?

Detective Duck Joke

What was the goal of the detective duck?

Chemist Pun

When chemists die, they barium.

Scarecrow Noble Prize Joke

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Iron Man Joke

Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?

Cut Lightning Joke

How do you cut lightning?

Time Travel Joke

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

What do scientist to with dog bones?

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

Smartest Pig In The World

Who is the smartest pig in the world?

Hydrocarbon Fart Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Chemist Joke

I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!

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