A Pirate Walks In To A Bar, He Has The Whole Pirate Gettup:...

Joke: A pirate walks in to a bar, he has the whole pirate gettup: peg leg, funky hat,the long beard, and the parrot. But he has a ship steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, but you have a ship steering wheel in your pants. "The pirate says, "Arrrggg, IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!"