80 MARRIAGE JOKES

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Joke: Police, "Why didn't you report your credit card stolen?" Man, "The thief was spending less than my wife."
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Joke: Husband, "Honey I broke a glass in the kitchen." Wife, "I'm coming with the broom." Husband, "It isn't urgent, you can come on foot."
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Joke: Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake!
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Joke: Warning! Coffee can make you aggressive. Yesterday I had 15 beers at the bar, and my wife had 3 cups of coffee at home. When I got home she was extremely pissed off.
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Joke: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed down everything and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
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Joke: A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain... God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me... God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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Joke: Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
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Joke: When your wife is mowing the lawn, that's probably not the best time to ask when dinner will be ready.
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Joke: Wife, "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Husband, "Excellent idea!" Wife, "Ok, you stand at the sink and wash the dishes and I'll be on the couch and watching tv."
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Joke: My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents' house.
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