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Sinking Lamp Joke

Why didn't the lamp sink?

Communism Pun

I never really thought communism would work. Way to many red flags.

Pig's Secret Message

How do pigs send secret messages?

Clock Pun

6:30 is hands down the best time on any clock.

Use You Big Boy Words Joke

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

Sugar Is The Word Joke

Saturday night I was in a bar having a beer, minding my own business, when this big, hairy, mean, drunk biker dude gets in my face, and starts screaming "SUGAR IS THE ONLY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHERE THE S SOUNDS LIKE SH. AM I RIGHT?" I didn't want to cause any trouble, so i said "Sure."

Broken Hinges Joke

If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges... My door is always open.

Crocodile With GPS Joke

What do you call a crocodile with GPS?

Ell's Learning

What do elfs learn while in school?

Rabbits Walking Backwards Joke

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

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