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This One Makes You Think...

What did one lab rat say to the other?

Tom The Turkey Joke

Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!

Once A Shark, Always A Shark Joke

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn... He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again," Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian."

Worse Thing To Hear On A Golf Course Joke

What is the worst thing you can hear on a golf course?

Chicken Salad Joke

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Clocks Go Back

Oh no! Clocks go back on November 1st. and I can't remember where I bought mine from!

What Part Of A Museum Has The Most Allergies?

What part of a museum has the most allergies?

Big Hole In Intersection

Did you hear about the big hole at the intersection in town? Police are looking into it.

Whoop

I don't usually whoop...

Women Fart

Why don't women fart?.

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