A Trucker Goes Into A Brothel And Hands The Madam Five...

Joke: A trucker goes into a brothel and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick."