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15 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex


Chocolate vs Sex 

  • 1. You can GET chocolate.
  • 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
  • 3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  • 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
  • 5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
  • 6. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
  • 7. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
  • 8. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates.
  • 9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  • 10. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
  • 11. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
  • 12. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
  • 13. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
  • 14. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake
  • 15. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
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