15 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
Joke:
Chocolate vs Sex
- 1. You can GET chocolate.
- 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
- 3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
- 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
- 5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
- 6. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
- 7. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
- 8. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates.
- 9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- 10. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
- 11. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- 12. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
- 13. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- 14. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake
- 15. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
