"Pilot To Tower. I Am 300 Miles From Land. 600 Feet Over...

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In Flight Emergency

Joke: "Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct!". "Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, 'Our Father, who art in heaven...'"
In Flight Emergency Joke Meme.
In Flight Emergency Meme.