A Middle-aged Guy Is Out To Dinner With His Wife To...

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Birthday Presents

Joke: A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Hillary? A Porsche? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Donnie, I want a divorce." "My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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