jhon israel

Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favourite... but they're a solid number two.

Joke: Why did the monkey cross the road?

Joke: A tourist asks a local, "Is it true that Tel Aviv is very expensive?" The local replies, "Expensive? No. It’s just that in Tel Aviv, they don't charge you for the coffee. They charge you for the 5 minutes you spent looking at the sea while drinking it."

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joke: I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I'm expecting a very large vowel movement.

Joke: My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting!