Joke: An american imperialist is kicking a ball in the park, but suddenly the ball explodes into many pieces. The man said "What the crap! Why did my ball explode?" The man picks up a piece of the ball and sees that it was made in Taiwan. "That explains it!" said the man, now converted to become a true Dengist.
Punch Line: Dengist products are by far the best and most successful products in the entire civilized world!