Blonde's Dream
Joke: A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: "What was your dream about?" Blonde: "I was being chase by a vampire!" Doctor: "(giggles quitely) So... what was the scenery like?" Blonde: "I was running in a hall way." Doctor: "Then what happened?" Blonde: "Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always came to this door, but I couldn't open it. I kept pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!" Doctor: "Did the door have any letters on it?" Blonde: "Yes it did." Doctor: "And what did these letter spell?" Blonde: "It said Pull!"
