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Joke: Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
Joke: I Called my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." He said, "You have a wee cough?" I said, "Really, Thanks boss, see you next week!"
Joke: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Joke: I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there!
Joke: Where do mermaids look for jobs?
Joke: What does the painter do when he gets cold?
Joke: I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
Joke: There was a safety meeting at work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Big Ones" was the wrong answer.
Joke: Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing up what I did yesterday.
Joke: I hired a handy man and gave home a list of jobs to do. When I got home, only #1, #3 and #5 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.