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Personal Trainer Joke

Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.

Treadmill Joke

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Golf And Sex

What do sex and golf have in common?

The Long Drive

It was a sunny Saturday morning and Brian was beginning his pre-shot routine -- visualizing his upcoming shot -- when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would the gentleman on the ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!" Brian was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up the men's tee!" Brian had had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

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A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game her asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really like it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was... Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I'm like Helloooo? It's only 25 cents."

Soccer Joke

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!

Tom The Turkey Joke

Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!

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Strong Mountain Joke

Why can't a mountain get stronger?

Green Pepper Archer

Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

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