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I Switched All The Labels On My Wife's Spice Rack...

I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

German Sausage Pun

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Puns — German Sausage Pun Joke Meme.

Why Did The Pencil Cross The Road?

Why did the pencil cross the road?

Riddle

What can you catch but not throw?

Jewish Bartender

What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer?

Puns — Jewish Bartender Joke Meme

What Did One Hat Say To The Other Hat

What did one hat say to the other hat?

ABC Joke

Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.

Locked Out Of The House

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Puns — Locked out of the house Joke Meme

My Earliest Childhood Memory Joke

My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur.

Radio For Sale

Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."

Shrinking Man See's A Doctor

A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient."

Bank Job

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Money Grows On Trees Joke

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Windy Camping

Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind?

Pet Store Pun

The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.

Gust Of Winds Favorite Color Joke

What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

My Name Is Lance Pun

Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.

Two Kids Drinking Battery Acid And Eating Fireworks Arrested On The 4th Of July Joke

The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do?

Brake Fluid Pun

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

Pterodactyl Pun

The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

Soldier Pun

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Moses Coffee

How does Moses make his coffee?

Time Travel Pun

I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

Hairdressers

Why are hairdressers always on time?

How To Catch Fog

I tried to catch some fog... I mist!

Constipated Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer?

Elevator Fart

I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

Calendar Pun

Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.

Fly Spray

Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.

Glass Coffins

Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.

Pencil Pun

Broken pencils are pointless.

Winter Is Coming

We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.

Cow Joke

Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

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