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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Sep 28, 2020

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Slow Down A Horse

How do you slow down a running horse?

You've All Heard Of TGIF...

You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday!

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Listening

No one is listening to you until you make a mistake.

Corduroy

Corduroy pillows, they're making headlines.

An Unbreakable Toy Is...

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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Not Only...

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

Psychics?

Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?

Just So Naive

Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it?

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Political Insanity

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

At The Bar

A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

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