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Losing Weight Joke

Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

Golden Rule

My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them!

One Liner Jokes — Golden Rule Joke Meme.

How To Cure A Headache

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.

People Person Joke

I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me!

It's All In Your Head Joke

Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds!

One Liner Jokes — It's all in your head joke Joke Meme

Fear Of Speed Bumps

I have a fear of speed bumps... I'm slowly getting over it.

Congress Or Baboon's Joke

A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke)

Diet Tip

Your pants won't get to tight if you don't wear any.

One Liner Jokes — Diet Tip Joke Meme

Do You Feel Any Pain?

My wife yelled down from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She responded, "How about now?"

Admit Your Faults

Some people won't admit their faults. I would if I had any.

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