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Use You Big Boy Words Joke

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

Kid Jokes — Stand in the corner if you get cold joke Joke Meme.

Talking Plate Joke

What did one plate say to the other plate?

How Many Feet In A Yard

How many feet are in a yard?

Pirate Playing Cards

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Kid Jokes — Pirate Playing Cards Joke Meme

Pirates Favorite Country

What's is a pirates favorite country?

Pirate Singers Joke

Why are pirates great singers?

Lego Joke

Lego store reopens after lockdown! Folks lined up for blocks!

Kid Jokes — Lego Joke Joke Meme

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke

What's a ghosts favorite food?

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