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I'm Telling On You

What do you say to a person who says that they are going to tell on you?

Danger!

You are in a car travelling at a constant speed. On your left is a valley, and on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car, and you can't overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter, flying at ground level; both are travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Kid Jokes — Danger! Joke Meme.

Why Did Humpty Dumpty Have A Great Fall?

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

Flakes

Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!" Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!" Girl 1: "Angry?! I was foaming at the mouth!"

Batman And Robin

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

Kid Jokes — Batman and Robin Joke Meme

Riddle

What can you catch but not throw?

Peek-a-boo Joke

Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?

Woods And Running

How far can you run in the woods?

Kid Jokes — Woods and Running Joke Meme

Mummy, Mummy

Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill.

Tickle Me Elmo

What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory?

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