JOKES INDEX

Joke: My wife says her farts smell like flowers...

Joke: What happens after NASA farts?

Joke: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day?

Joke: Why should you never trust a fart?

Joke: New Mexican word for today: Brief.

Joke: An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. "Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!" The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. "Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!" The doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."

Joke: So my buddy always looks at me when he farts. I think it's just inflatuation.

Joke: What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Joke: Don had terrible breath. One weekend he and his buddy Roger went on a camping trip. They only had one tent so they would have to sleep together. Don's breath was so bad that Roger couldn't stand it in the small closed space of that tent, so he told Don everytime he wanted to say something he should poke him first, then Roger would put his head under their blanket before Don started talking. Right after hearing that, Don promptly pokes Roger who runs for cover under the blanket to hear Don whisper: "Sorry, I farted."

Joke: The difference between men and women is that after being in a relationship for six months a woman wonders if it's time to say 'I love you' and a man wonders if it time to fart in bed.