JOKES INDEX

Joke: Kids are like farts, I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own.

Joke: Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time!

Joke: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap!

Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.

Joke: Man who eat jelly beans, farts in technicolor.

Joke: How are US Senators like farts?

Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?

Joke: An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

Joke: My girlfriend said she didn't fart, but she's talking out her ass.

Joke: My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.