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Ok Boomer

I don't know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands... so there's that.

Do You Think You're Stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Winter Is Coming

We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.

Bank Job

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Big Hole In Intersection

Did you hear about the big hole at the intersection in town? Police are looking into it.

Knock Knock Pun

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.

Mosquito Killer

Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles... do you learn to solve problems without violence.

Dear Santa Joke

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.

Blonde X-Ray

Doctor, "I'm just waiting for your x-ray." Blonde, "But I never dated anyone named Ray." Doctor, "And we might do a brain scan."

When It Rains

When it rains do tall people get wet first?

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