Joker 2019

Joke Count: 13
Joke: How does a rat enter a minefield?
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Joke: Why are cigarettes like rats?
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Joke: Why did the rat say "woof"?
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Joke: Why don’t rats have long hair?
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Joke: What does a rat with broken teeth say in front of a camera?
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Joke: if your in a pickle.. oh wait the rats ate it. ok if your in a rock and a hard place. no wait the rats are in there. ok if you are in a tough position with rodents you can say OH RATS! or well that's a ratty way to go.
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Joke: The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them politely to leave, but still, they won't budge. Finally, the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.
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Joke: Why do rats suck at taking pictures?
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Joke: What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel?
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Joke: What did one lab rat say to the other?
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Joke: What do you call a rat crossing the road?
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Joke: What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
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Joke: In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest!
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