Joke: Once, someone asked me how often I fart. I said, "π times a day." The person who asked said, "I don't really care how it's possible to fart 3.14159 times, but how come you fart so little?"
Punch Line: I interrupted him, "I don't fart little! The 3 means 3 big farts, the 0.1 is one smaller fart, the 0.04 is an even smaller fart..." "Ah, weird system," he said, and disappeared.
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