Little Johnny Is Walking Home From School One Day, But...

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Little Johnny And The Lamppost

Author: just die already
Joke: Little Johnny is walking home from school one day, but pauses in front of the school. He asks the dumbest girl in school, Stephanie, who always wears a dress to climb up the flagpole for $5.00. She says "Alright." She goes home that day and shows her mum the $5.00 from Little Johnny. "I got $5.00 from climbing up a flagpole!" Her mum says, "Stephanie, he just wants to see your underwear!" Stephanie says, "Oh, mum. It won't happen again." The next day, Stephanie climbs the flagpole for $20.00. She goes back home and tells her mum. Her mum says, "I TOLD you, Stephanie, He just wants to see your underwear!" Stephanie says
Punch Line: "That's why I didn't wear any underwear!"
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