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A Priest, A Minister And A Rabbit...

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says I think I might be a type O!

Elements Joke

How often do you like jokes about elements?

Elf Car Joke

What kind of cars do elves drive?

Police Interview Joke

The police asked where I was between 5 and 6.. so I told them nursery school.

Blonde Stewardess Joke

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!

Hospital Joke

What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

Corduroy Pillow Pun

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're really making headlines.

Know The Lyrics

I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong...

Days Of The Weak Joke

Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!

The Three Stages Of Sex In A Marriage

What are the three stages of sex in marriage?

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