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Texas Capital

What is the capital of Texas?

Vegetarian Chile Joke

My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?

The Same Egg

Two farmers were boasting about the strongest wind they'd ever experienced. "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life. You know those giant redwoods trees? Well the wind got so strong it bent them right over." "That's nothing," said the farmer from Iowa. "Back on my farm we had a wind one day that blew a hundred miles per hour. It was so bad that one of my hens had her back turned to the wind and laid the same egg six times!"

Stimulus Check Joke

My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

EMT Joke

Why did the two EMT's travel together?

Scratch Golfer

Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked the second, "What's your handicap?" "Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied. "Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with such a strong player. "Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!

Rabbit With Fleas Joke

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Valentine's Day Poem

Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most.

Dogs Can't Read

Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!

Brunette Joke #4

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

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