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Mirror Mirror On The Wall Joke

We all know that mirrors don't lie... I'm just grateful they don't laugh!

Chemist Pun

When chemists die, they barium.

Star Wars Pirate Joke

What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?

Google Joke

Google must be a woman because it knows everything!

Patriotic Parrot

Yesterday, I walked into a pet store. When I walked to the back of the store, I saw an interesting parrot. The parrot had a ribbon on either foot. There was a red ribbon on his left foot, and a blue ribbon on his right foot. As I was wondering what the ribbons were for, the store owner walked up to me. He told me that if I pulled the red ribbon, the parrot would sing the "Star Spangled Banner," and the parrot did. He then told me that if you pulled the blue ribbon, the parrot would sing, "God Bless America," and it did. Interested, I asked the store owner, "What will it do when I pull both ribbons at the same time?" The parrot then yelled, "I'll fall off my perch, stupid!"

Superhero Toilet Joke

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Beard Pun

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Pirates Favorite Country

What's is a pirates favorite country?

Internship Pun

What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor?

The Best Son

Four Catholic women are sitting in a cafe sipping their tea, talking about their great sons. Soon it begins as a contest to see who has the best son. The first woman proudly declares, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room people call him 'Father." The second woman replies even more proudly, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room people call him 'My Grace." The third woman thinking she wins replies, "My son is a Cardinal! When he walks into a room people say, 'My Eminence." The fourth woman says nothing but sips her tea quietly. The three women stare at her and then ask her what is so special about her son. With a smug look on her face she replies, "My son is a 6' 5" muscular man, with a chiseled jaw and arms as big as pipes. And when he walks into a room all the woman say, 'Oh My God."

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