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An elderly couple are at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked... She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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Why was Roger's math book sad?

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A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever read! It has no plot and far to many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarked, "So, you're the one who took out phone book!"

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I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!

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An Epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist walk into a bar...

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Why are hairdressers always on time?

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Did you hear about the constipated composer?

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Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.

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