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Yo Mama So Fat Suez Canal Joke

Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!

Two Dogs And A Cat Go To Heaven Joke

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master." "Good!" said God. "Sit at my right side." "Doberman, what do you believe in?" asked God. The doberman answered, "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master." "Aha," said God. "You may sit to my left." Then God looked at the cat and asked "And what do you believe in?" The cat replied, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

Seagulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Mother's Day Joke

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen, she lay in eager anticipation of the lovely breakfast her helpful, caring children were making for her. However, after a good long wait, she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. "As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."

Orbital Flatulence Joke

My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.

When It Rains

When it rains do tall people get wet first?

Moses Coffee

How does Moses make his coffee?

Kangaroo Joke

What do kangaroos wear to work?

Animal Wig Joke

What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?

Face Mask

Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart.

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