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It's Illegal To Laugh Loudly In Hawaii Joke
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Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?
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COVID-19
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Cornona Virus, it's an inside joke.
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Human Intelligence
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So somewhere out in space two alien life forms are talking with each other. The first one says "The dominant life forms on the planet earth have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons "The second one asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first alien replies, " I don't think so. they have them aimed at themselves!".
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Quiet Dog Joke
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What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet?
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Mother Of Jesus Joke
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Since Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
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Clear The Table Joke
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My wife asked me to clear the dining table...I had to get a running start but I made it!
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Tree Fellers
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A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He stopped the truck, pointed at a tree, and said, "See that tree over there? Tell me its species and how many board feet of lumber are in it." The Norwegian immediately replied, "Dat dere's a sitka spruce, eh? And she got 383 board feet of lumber in 'er." The foreman was impressed. He drove a little farther, pointed at another tree, and asked the same question. "Lord tunderin'. Dat's yer Douglas fir. 690 board feet." They drove a little farther, and the foreman asked again. "Yeller cedar. 242 board feet." The foreman was surprised; this Norwegian is correct and quick, not even using a calculator. He drove back to the office a little offended because the Norwegian is better at his game than he was. As they neared the office, the foreman figured out how to get the best of the new guy. He stopped the truck, handed the Norwegian a piece of chalk, and said, "See that tree over there? Mark an X on the front of it." The foreman thought, "How could he know which is the front of a tree?" The Norwegian walked around the tree looking at the ground, then reached up, and marked an X on its trunk. "Dat's da front a' dat tree, fer sure." The foreman laughed and asked sarcastically, "Now what makes you think that's the front of that tree?" The Norwegian looked down at his feet, rubbed the toe of one boot on the grass, and replied, "Cuz somebody took a crap behind it, eh!" He got the job and is now the foreman.
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Jedi Cross The Road Joke
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Why did the Jedi cross the road?
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Timing Is Everything Joke
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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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Marketing Joke
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Why don't marketers like trampolines?
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