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Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts.

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Two ships, one carrying a cargo of red paint, the other carrying a cargo of purple paint, ran aground on a desert island. The sailors are now marooned.

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I was watching TV, my son was in a chair behind me reading a book. He said "dad, what does gays mean?" I got nervous, I said, "well, you know how me and your mother loves each other, its the same thing but with two men." He said "oh, ok. What does penetrating gays mean." Looking confused I said read me the sentence. He read, "She stared at her husband with a penetrating gaze".....

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator?

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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

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Why don't women fart?.

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Confucius say man who walks around with hands in pocket all day long feels cocky.

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I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what is going on.

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How many bites of the forbidden fruit did Adam and Eve take?

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