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Upolsterer

Great news everyone. Apparently that man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun... is now fully "recovered".

What Do You Call Dracula When Hes Shopping For Bargains Joke

What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains?

Worm In An Apple Joke

What's worse than a worm in an apple?

Monsters Favorite Play Joke

What's a monster's favorite play?

Redneck Face Mask

You might be a redneck if?

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?

Middle Age Joke

How can you tell when you've reached middles age?

Microsoft Humor

It was decided by Microsoft during a brilliant brainstorming session that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So off to boot camp he went. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again. "Hmmm" he thought, "I'll get to the bottom of this in no time." He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He pointed his still loaded rifle at the ground in front of him and fired. A cloud of dust kicked up, and a little dimple was left there in the dust. "Yep, it's working," he concluded. The technician yelled out to the others at the target end, "The rifle is in working order and the bullet seems to be leaving this end just fine. The trouble must be at your end!"

15 Things You'll Never Hear A Redneck Say

1. I thought Graceland was tacky. 2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. 3. Do you think my hair is too big? 4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 5. The tires on that truck are too big. 6. I've got it all on a floppy disk. 7. Do you think this baseball cap goes with this shirt? 8. Damned if that politician ain't honest! 9. We're vegetarians. 10. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. 11. You can't feed that to the dog. 12. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. I just love the opera. 14. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 15. Wrasslin's fake.

Cannabis Farmers

Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?

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