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Cooking With Wine

Tried cooking with wine last night, after 5 glasses,... I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

Witch Trick Or Treating Joke

What do witches put on to go trick or treating?

Witches Favorite School Subject Joke

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why Do Rats Suck At Taking Pictures?

Why do rats suck at taking pictures?

Ghost In The Fog Joke

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

Here's Your Sign

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied... "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".. ..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!"

Halloween Up All Night Joke

What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?

A Room Ghosts Avoid Joke

What room do ghost avoid?

What Would Jesus Do?

I found $20 in a parking lot and thought to myself, What would Jesus do?

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