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Emergency Room Pun

A guy ends up in the emergency room from eating bad horse meat. The doctor told his family he's in stable condition.

The Chameleon That Couldn't Change Color Joke

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

Share Everything Joke

An elderly couple goes to a fast food place where they carefully split a burger and fries. A man takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. ''It's all right,'' says the husband. ''We share everything.'' A few minutes later, the guy notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. ''I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal,'' he offers again. ''She'll eat,'' the husband assures him. ''We share everything.'' Unconvinced, the guy asks the wife, ''Why aren't you eating?'' The wife snaps back, ''Because I'm waiting for the teeth!''

Cure For Shyness Joke

So you suffer from shyness? Do you wish you were sometimes more assertive? Ask you Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila!

Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke

Why Did The Dear Need Braces?

Smart Duck Joke

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

Snow Plow Joke

Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?

Stand Under

Y'know - just when I think I've finally figured out women, I wake up!

Two Jumper Cables Joke

Two jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says you better not start something here.

My Wife And I Were Happy Joke

My wife and I were really happy for 22 years... Then we started dating.

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