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Dancers Change A Light Bulb Joke

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Pillow Cases

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash. "Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."

Rasin Date Joke

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

Other Side Of The Lake Joke

Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?"

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

Used Grapes Jokes

If you advertise used grapes... Is that raisin awareness?

Mathematician Who Was Afraid Of Negatives Jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives?

Admit Your Faults

Some people won't admit their faults. I would if I had any.

Religion Vs Science

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father replied, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies of their own, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said. "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Scrabble Tiles Joke

Did you hear about the dog that ate the Scrabble tiles?

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