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David S

Joke Count: 7

Atumn

Joke: Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.
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Explosion

Joke: Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change.
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Footsteps

Joke: Yo mama so fat that when she takes a step, people die from tremors.
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Blinky

Joke: Yo mama soooo fat, so fat that when she blinks your daddy has to lift up her eyelids.
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The Crossing

Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened.
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Cliffdiver

Joke: What makes a fish fall off a cliff?
Punch Line
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Public Fart

Joke: Everybody farted in public, except Carey, because?
Punch Line
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